1001 ways to roast Oikawa

perfectkawa ✌: im
perfectkawa ✌: i m
perfectkawa ✌ has left the group.
ur favorite lolcat: trash that takes itself out
ur favorite lolcat: technology is amazing
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“Can you really call it hot when it’s got Oikawa’s head?” Daichi asked.

“There’s not enough in Oikawa’s head to change anything significantly anyway.”


“I’m still here , you know!”
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“I’m the straightest.” Oikawa’s face was the picture of innocent honesty. “I’ve slept with eighteen girls this week, and it’s only Mond-”

“You’re a damn virgin,” Daichi interrupted bluntly. Oikawa gasped as Bokuto and Kuroo roared with laughter.


“I trusted you!”
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perfectkawa ✌: whatever i understand infinite series now
perfectkawa ✌: nothing can upset me
perfectkawa ✌: （￣へ￣）
ur favorite lolcat: star trek sucks
perfectkawa ✌: OKAY WOW
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ur favorite lolcat: he is driving me to blushing
ur favorite lolcat: ME
ur favorite lolcat: BLUSHING
perfectkawa ✌: so you do have a heart!
ur favorite lolcat: yeah the jurys still out on yours though
ur favorite lolcat: (roasted)
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USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Merry christmas to everyone who isnt Oikawa
perfectkawa ✌: holy shit
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ur favorite lolcat: YOURE AS CHARMING AS AN EEL
HOOT HOOT: YOUVE GOT GARLIC IN YOUR SOUL
perfectkawa ✌: UGH WHATEVER
perfectkawa ✌: AT LEAST IWA-CHAN THINKS IM CHARMING
HOOT HOOT: YOURE A BAD BANANA
ur favorite lolcat: STINK
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: >Iwaizumi Hajime, 5:51 p.m.
                                   “Please tell Oikawa I can see his screen and I wouldn’t touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.”
HOOT HOOT: STANK
perfectkawa ✌: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
perfectkawa ✌: IM BEING CYBERBULLIED
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ur favorite lolcat: oikawa you’re a bro
ur favorite lolcat: broikawa?
ur favorite lolcat: no that sounds like a vegetable
ur favorite lolcat: anyway thanks i’m going to do that
perfectkawa ✌: why must i be so beautiful
perfectkawa ✌: and yet have lapses in judgment like these
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Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Wait … we’re your friends?
perfectkawa ✌: DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS OTHERWISE YES
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USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Oikawa why do you look so distressed?
perfectkawa ✌: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS USHIWAKA-CHAN 
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ur favorite lolcat: you know who else got sick burned
ur favorite lolcat: anakin
perfectkawa ✌: OK TOO FAR
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahaha
ur favorite lolcat: roasted
ur favorite lolcat: (get it)
perfectkawa ✌: OH FUCK YOU
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perfectkawa ✌: PISS OFF
perfectkawa ✌: BOKUTO GOT EXCITED DURING THE SECOND SET AND ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED AKAASHI IN THE FACE
HOOT HOOT: BRO
ur favorite lolcat: bokuto you asshole
HOOT HOOT: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT
perfectkawa ✌: IF IM GOING DOWN IM TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME
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