Yuri!!! on Rice

Otabek, not JJ: Nobody here except you and Viktor is a couple.

both-iglesia’s: YOU WOULD BE WRONG MY DUDE

TheSelfieStar: OMGGGG

TheSelfieStar: YOU AND GUANG?!

both-iglesia’s: damn straight!

Otabek, not JJ: *damn gay

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Le Roi: we’re the cutest, even if my partner won’t acknowledge it

The Clear Winner: Nothing involving you could ever be cute.

Isabella Yang: what are you talking about? he’s very handsome!

Le Roi: SO IM HANDSOME BUT YOU DONT WANT TO BE CUTE WITH ME???

both-iglesia's: it’s nothing personal, you guys just arent gay enough to be the cutest couple

guang-hacked-phichit changed the group name to “heterNO”

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guang-hacked-phichit changed his name to “guacamole-hong”

guacamole-hong: petition to outlaw leo from saying “yo” ever again”

chrismatic: signed

TheSelfieStar: signed

Minamegatron: signed

both-iglesia's: check YOurselves

guacamole-hong: did you just make a fucking pun

both-iglesia's changed his name to “LeYO”

guacamole-hong: DIE A PAINFUL DEATH

LeYO: calm down

guacamole-hong: I DONT KNOW HOW ANYMORE, LEO

LeYO: may i suggest some YOga?

LeYO: maybe afterwards go out for some calming frozen YOghurt

guacamole-hong removed LeYO from the group.

Team phichit-gil changed his name to YOri.

guacamole-hong: you want to fucking f i g h t?

Skating_Jesus changed the group name to “heterYO”

guacamole-hong: g o o d b y e

Isabella Yang: who wants to go out for karaYOke?

Seung-gil: only if we’re YOdelling

guacamole-hong left the group.

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YOri: we’re not getting anywhere

TheSelfieStar: seung-gil

TheSelfieStar: bab

TheSelfieStar: BAB

Seung-gil: “bab”

Seung-gil changed his name to seung-BABoon

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YOri: if he doesnt reply in the next five minutes im calling the police

TheSelfieStar: IM HERE AND IM QUEER

Skating_Jesus: THANK GOD

Skating_Jesus: YUURI WAS JUST STARTING TO DIAL THE POLICE STATION

TheSelfieStar: thanks for having my back bro

YOri: you’re my world bro

Skating_Jesus: fuck you

YOri: later

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SORRY BUT NOT SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING GOLD

Ich schwör es gibt nichts besseres als Group-Chat Fanfics von Yuri!!! on Ice.

Nichts. ABSOLUT.NICHTS.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8978659/chapters/20527975